| If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel |
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| Your first name: | |
| How you gained your rule: | |
| Your title is: | The High Grand Poobah |
| Your symbol is: | a blue dragon - cool and slick, oh yeah, just like you |
| You rule from: | a clear, crystalline palace, and change in the basement |
| At your side is: | your body double - hey, good lookin'! |
| Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all: | ex-dancers who can still shake it at parties |
| Your most popular law is: | Kareoke Wednesdays, with prizes! EVERYWHERE!! |
| Your least popular law is: | You must be offered a role in any new movie you want |
| Your worst enemy is: | Johnny Depp - possibly hotter than you in good light |
Your popularity rating is:: 92% | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 56% | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
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